Since I drink so much Coca-Cola, apparently

  • @Delphia
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    901 day ago

    If you pour water on iron it rusts it, imagine what all that water is doing to the iron in your body!

    • slazer2au
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      311 day ago

      Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% fatality rate. You shouldn’t joke about it.

      • @portuga
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        201 day ago

        A single water molecule has more hydrogen atoms than all stars known in our solar system (totally stealing this joke)

        • slazer2au
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          81 day ago

          Fuck me that took 3 reads to understand. Might need a top-up in the old coffee department.

        • Constant Pain
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          24 hours ago

          Didn’t get it… Are you implying that the Sun doesn’t count?

          • SkaveRat
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            422 hours ago

            We only have one sun. But there are two hydrogens in H2O

          • @Crazyslinkz
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            222 hours ago

            How many hydrogen atoms are in a water molecule?

      • SkaveRat
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        222 hours ago

        Terrorist will drink that stuff before attacks

      • @TheAvarageNerd
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        61 day ago

        I wanted to counter this with the fact that you and me are both still alive, so the rate is only approaching 100%, but probably never quite there. Then I did a safety google, and got to learn that fatality rate apparently doesn’t care about the time until death. So as long as I don’t assume I’m immortal, your fact still holds true. But then I remembered that some jellyfish and sponges are considered to be be more or less immortal. Which raises the question: do we count beings which will most probably die out due to the expansion of our own sun as part of that 100% rate?

        • slazer2au
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          51 day ago

          But then I remembered that some jellyfish and sponges are considered to be be more or less immortal

          I think we are approaching Ship of Theseus territory.

          But more specifically I was referring to the human rate.