• @RattlerSix
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    1722 hours ago

    No but if you’re looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for

    • @Mickey7OP
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      522 hours ago

      I’m surprised that someone isn’t selling measuring devices specifically for the penis

      • TRBoom
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        2321 hours ago

        I recall a website from the web 1.0 days that sold rulers, soda cans, and other common everyday objects that were specially manufactured to be smaller than the actual object. The intent was to show someone your penis pic with an undersized soda can to make it look bigger.

      • @RattlerSix
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        519 hours ago

        I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich

        • @Mickey7OP
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          518 hours ago

          I understand it with teenage boys, but I have always been fascinated with guys being so obsessed over how big their cock is. Seems to be common knowledge that women don’t really care because it feels no different to them. You will rarely hear a women talk about one that was so big that it hit their cervix.

          • ditty
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            517 hours ago

            Or when you do, they talk about it negatively like “ouchie it was too big.” Sometimes ppl do prefer a girthier hog though.

          • Nfamwap
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            016 hours ago

            Sounds like something someone with a little PP would say