• @foggy
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    4014 hours ago

    I can’t wait to read “Longevity-Obsessed tech millionaire dies of natural causes at 72 years old.”

    • @[email protected]
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      2613 hours ago

      You mean at 60 from a cancer with all the sketchy garbage his body had to assimilate?

      I remember him taking snake venom injections ffs

    • @Arbiter
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      1313 hours ago

      Something something Steve Jobs.

      • @[email protected]
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        1412 hours ago

        Still angry about how he basically gave himself pancreatic cancer by following an all fruit diet, then somehow managed to get a transplant before a bunch of way more deserving people. Only to die a few years later anyway.

      • @foggy
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        1314 hours ago

        Now now, I’m not trying to be too cruel. Guy hasn’t done anything to upset me.

        I just know in my heart that he will die like the rest of us.