Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 1 month ago

Keeping stuff in a shed keeps it safe from the elements, right?

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Keeping stuff in a shed keeps it safe from the elements, right?

Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 1 month ago

For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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14•1 month ago
“shouse located in the quaint town of Denmark, KS”

This is one of the most absurd sentences I’ll read this week despite republican efforts.
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  3•1 month ago
  Not just a “shouse” but a “stunning shouse.”
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    1•1 month ago
    I shan’t leave my shacket in the shouse again!
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  1•1 month ago
  well i was interested but no way would i live in denmark

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