• @_wizard
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    18 hours ago

    It’s recently enacted consumer privacy laws. I maintain our privacy platform and it’s super stressful. Wish we could just get something like a gdp.

    • FuglyDuck
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      27 hours ago

      That’s not what right to cure means.

      The “right to cure” provision gives them 30 days to “cure” their infractions (that is, stop being criminals.)

      Basically what has to happen is that:

      1. they get caught
      2. they get warned (The 30 day clock starts here.)
      3. they stop being assumes.
      4. issue a statement detailing what actions they took to stop being assholes, potential policy changes that were implemented (lol,) and evidence they’re back in compliance.

      If they do all that, then there’s zero consequences.

      All they have to do is tailor that statement to be hyper specific. “We promise to not work those apps!” Or maybe “we won’t use the Arity SDK!” But spin off. “Lol-not-arity” SDK that does the same thing,

      Basically, corporate lawyers are why we can’t have nice things.