Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say “not”? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?

  • chingadera
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    195 hours ago

    Dude. Thank you. I would’ve let so many vampires in.

    As much as I appreciate it though, we’re poor as fuck, vampires still welcome.

    • Owl
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      104 hours ago

      You can use an old silver spoon or knife as a mirror

      • @[email protected]
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        72 hours ago

        Or stab a stake in their heart! If they are a vampire, they will either instantly turn to dust or at least be paralysed, so you can easily dispose of them.

        Otherwise it’s going to be just ordinary murder.