• Flying Squid
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      15 hours ago

      You literally asked me for a date so you could buy champagne. I’m offering to give it to you. Do you want it or not?

        • Flying Squid
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          15 hours ago

          Sure, but I’ll still need an email contact.

          Do you want the date and the address or not?

            • Flying Squid
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              15 hours ago

              Why did you ask me if you don’t actually want to know?

                • Flying Squid
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                  4 hours ago

                  It’s a real account you won’t remember to check in four years.

                  Again, why did you ask me if you didn’t want to know?

                  Edit: I just checked, Proton shuts down accounts without activity after 12 months. Do you want to know or not?

                  • @[email protected]
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                    14 hours ago

                    I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.

                    Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?

                    I love how it has hair.