• Flying Squid
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    15 hours ago

    You literally asked me for a date so you could buy champagne. I’m offering to give it to you. Do you want it or not?

      • Flying Squid
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        15 hours ago

        Sure, but I’ll still need an email contact.

        Do you want the date and the address or not?

          • Flying Squid
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            15 hours ago

            Why did you ask me if you don’t actually want to know?

              • Flying Squid
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                5 hours ago

                It’s a real account you won’t remember to check in four years.

                Again, why did you ask me if you didn’t want to know?

                Edit: I just checked, Proton shuts down accounts without activity after 12 months. Do you want to know or not?

                • @[email protected]
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                  14 hours ago

                  I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.

                  Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?

                  I love how it has hair.

                  • Flying Squid
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                    4 hours ago

                    You’re lying and I’m not sure why. You seem to think I’ll feel bad that you’re pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity. I’m also not sure why you’re lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.

                    I want you to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity.

                    Do you think I would want to die if I didn’t want people happy about it?

                    Take the opportunity.