You’re lying and I’m not sure why. You seem to think I’ll feel bad that you’re pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity. I’m also not sure why you’re lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.
I want you to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity.
Do you think I would want to die if I didn’t want people happy about it?
You literally asked me for a date so you could buy champagne. I’m offering to give it to you. Do you want it or not?
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Sure, but I’ll still need an email contact.
Do you want the date and the address or not?
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Why did you ask me if you don’t actually want to know?
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It’s a real account you won’t remember to check in four years.
Again, why did you ask me if you didn’t want to know?
Edit: I just checked, Proton shuts down accounts without activity after 12 months. Do you want to know or not?
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You’re lying and I’m not sure why. You seem to think I’ll feel bad that you’re pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity. I’m also not sure why you’re lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.
I want you to celebrate my death and I’m giving you the opportunity.
Do you think I would want to die if I didn’t want people happy about it?
Take the opportunity.