OTOH I’ve always found on boarding to be infuriatingly slow and long winded…Yeah i get how to use these systems, I understand the basics of your work flow now let me fucking do some actual work!
My most recent job took SIX WEEKS before they started allocating work to me. And they didn’t even have a proper onboarding process - they just sat me down in front of a desk and didn’t know what to do with me. I ended up heading over to their manufacturing area and spending a couple of weeks helping people fuck about fixing things because I was so bored.
OTOH I’ve always found on boarding to be infuriatingly slow and long winded…Yeah i get how to use these systems, I understand the basics of your work flow now let me fucking do some actual work!
My most recent job took SIX WEEKS before they started allocating work to me. And they didn’t even have a proper onboarding process - they just sat me down in front of a desk and didn’t know what to do with me. I ended up heading over to their manufacturing area and spending a couple of weeks helping people fuck about fixing things because I was so bored.
Don’t worry. The Department of Government Efficiency is going to make you super efficient very soon.