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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•8 hours agoNever do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•7 hours agoYou can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic. Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad. Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.
how does one explain that
Never do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.
Don’t kink shame. 😉
You can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic.
Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad.
Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.