@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 5 hours ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 5 hours ago

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@SpaceNoodle
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17•5 hours ago
How did his wife take it?
- @NegativeLookBehind
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  34•5 hours ago
  She was petrified
  
  ^sorry
  - @[email protected]
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    10•4 hours ago
    Mortified.
- mad_asshatter
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  12•4 hours ago
  Through a tube.

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