@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 9 hours ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 9 hours ago

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13•4 hours ago

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn’t totally unfeasable
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  8•3 hours ago
  Jesus. What a way to go
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    56 minutes ago
    like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

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