@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 1 month agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.imagemessage-square318arrow-up1655arrow-down18
arrow-up1647arrow-down1imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square318
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•1 month agoThis is what I do every time and it always works
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoThey’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoYou mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
This is what I do every time and it always works
Wait, what do you mean every time?
They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
Works like a charm