• @[email protected]
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    4719 hours ago

    Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to “clean the garage” and “not eat all the cheese its”. Fucking ass hole parent fish.

    • Bob
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      28 hours ago

      Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

      • @tpyo
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        47 hours ago

        Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there’s a type of fish called “livebearers” who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

        They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

      • @Snowclone
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        27 hours ago

        Sharks fuck. It’s really unpleasant. They are also fish.

        • Bob
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          35 hours ago

          I always forget and think they’re mammals.

          • @UnderpantsWeevil
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            -13 hours ago

            You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.