No, it’s the one where you fuck your grandmother because the man you thought was your grandfather was an in-the-closet homosexual. Then you produce your father, who then produces you. But you’ve got to travel 1,000 years into the future and hook up with a hot but socially awkward cyclops mutant before you can do any of that.
This the paradox where you go back in time and fuck your grandfather, right?
No, it’s the one where you fuck your grandmother because the man you thought was your grandfather was an in-the-closet homosexual. Then you produce your father, who then produces you. But you’ve got to travel 1,000 years into the future and hook up with a hot but socially awkward cyclops mutant before you can do any of that.
I did do the nasty in the past-y.
I did do the nasty in the past-y…
Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!
Ooo, lessons in time-travel from Mr. I’m-My-Own-Grandpa!
Fry you dope