We’d achieve the end result an interstellar fuckton faster, too. Besides, why are they being transported to a paradise planet? So they can fuck that one up as badly as they did ours? Fuck that.
I think there’s been a translation error. Not paradise, pair of dice. There’s 2d6 floating out there at some Lagrange point. The plan is to drop them off with pre-filled Yahtzee scorecards that all have the biggest number to prove they’re the winners. They’ll be the first humans in open space!
The same would be true if we just ate them. No need to bother an alien race with our troubles.
And deny Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8, a satisfying lunch?
Fuck Lrrr. Ross can eat him.
We’d achieve the end result an interstellar fuckton faster, too. Besides, why are they being transported to a paradise planet? So they can fuck that one up as badly as they did ours? Fuck that.
It says “paradise planet” on the marketing material, yes - but it only needs to be as true as the least true thing they ever told us :)
I think there’s been a translation error. Not paradise, pair of dice. There’s 2d6 floating out there at some Lagrange point. The plan is to drop them off with pre-filled Yahtzee scorecards that all have the biggest number to prove they’re the winners. They’ll be the first humans in open space!
Dice. Gravity not included.
No it would not, it would be the first time they shared resources in the form of food.