• Track_Shovel
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    1715 hours ago

    As a married dude, this right here, younglings, is what marriage is.

    That, and having the longest running series of Mexican stand-offs over who takes out the trash, or wipes your kids ass.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 hours ago

      How big are the trash piles, and how rashy is your kids ass?

      We play the long game of doing the easier chores (or that one of us don’t mind as much), so that when the stinky ones come up we can bargain about it. Like normal lazy parents.

      • Track_Shovel
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        213 hours ago

        Oh it all gets done, but I was more talking about the haggling over the undesirable chores. We aren’t scabies riddled trash yetis over here