No more Facebook fact checking, so…

  • @jordanlund
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    403 days ago

    A radioactive container fell out of the back of the carriage, striking the boy in the head, blinding him, but oddly increasing his other senses, which is how we get Daredevil…

    • finley
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      133 days ago

      And then that radioactive container rolled into a nearby sewer, where it encountered a rat and four baby turtles. And that’s how we get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

      • @esc27
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        73 days ago

        Then Michaelangelo fell on his back and couldn’t get up, so had him paint a ceiling.

      • @jordanlund
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        63 days ago

        And those turtles became so famous, that centuries later Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello would be named in their honor.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 days ago

          Then Queen started playing in the background and for whatever reason there could be only one.

      • @P1nkman
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        23 days ago

        Then Leonardo was again covered in radioactive material, changing him into The Toxic Avenger.