No more Facebook fact checking, so…
A radioactive container fell out of the back of the carriage, striking the boy in the head, blinding him, but oddly increasing his other senses, which is how we get Daredevil…
And then that radioactive container rolled into a nearby sewer, where it encountered a rat and four baby turtles. And that’s how we get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Then Michaelangelo fell on his back and couldn’t get up, so had him paint a ceiling.
And those turtles became so famous, that centuries later Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello would be named in their honor.
Then Queen started playing in the background and for whatever reason there could be only one.
Then Leonardo was again covered in radioactive material, changing him into The Toxic Avenger.
Who the hell bothers to make something so random and dumb up?
Someone trolling idiots that uncritically accept anything they read as true.
Is this your first day on the internet?
Apparently. Usually there’s some sort of angle though.
The next day young Caesar found the carriage owner and had them crucified.
And the horses were actually just men clopping coconuts.
The carriage owner was King of the Britons?!
How’d he become king?
Something about ponds and a sword-distribution system
Wait I thought it was Abraham Lincoln, or maybe Albert Einstein.
It was the late, great Hannibal Lecter!
I think you mean Hannibal Smith.
Glaringly inaccurate, it is well known that the “carriage” was in fact a bronze chariot driven by Sargon the Great.
Just repost that straight to Low Quality Facts.
And then everyone clapped
Except for the horses which just clopped.
