• IninewCrow
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    -1016 hours ago

    The assumption that you’re going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      913 hours ago

      “Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

      • @[email protected]
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        -512 hours ago

        That’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.

        • @UnderpantsWeevil
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          15 hours ago

          I’m excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours