@cm0002 to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month agoAll that data collection, and you don't even know me, what's even the point‽imagemessage-square15arrow-up1441arrow-down14
arrow-up1437arrow-down1imageAll that data collection, and you don't even know me, what's even the point‽@cm0002 to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month agomessage-square15
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashedlinkfedilinkEnglish82•edit-21 month agoATTENTION PEASANT: YOU SHALL ATTEND THE CRONATION CEREMONY OF OUR GOD-EMPEROR, AND YOU SHALL APPLAUSE. FAILURE TO DO SO SHALL RESULT IN SEVERE CONSEQUENCES, INCLUDING: PUBLIC EXECUTION WITHOUT TRIAL Sincerely, Alphabet Inc., Board member of the United Oligarchy™
ATTENTION PEASANT:
YOU SHALL ATTEND THE CRONATION CEREMONY OF OUR GOD-EMPEROR, AND YOU SHALL APPLAUSE. FAILURE TO DO SO SHALL RESULT IN SEVERE CONSEQUENCES, INCLUDING:
Sincerely,
Alphabet Inc., Board member of the United Oligarchy™
“Blessed be our New Founding Fathers”