Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 1 month agoLast time I go to Great Clipsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down135cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@gedaliyahlink9•1 month agoGee whiz, I’m a cryptic ass-eating turtle demon of the river! Now I’ll be remembered for millennia as “that weird creature with the bald haircut.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 month agoOn the bright side, you can now steal people’s souls from their buttholes. (I’m not kidding, that’s a thing kappas do, look it up)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 month ago“Make sure you don’t put ‘fuck’ in the title!”
Gee whiz, I’m a cryptic ass-eating turtle demon of the river! Now I’ll be remembered for millennia as “that weird creature with the bald haircut.”
On the bright side, you can now steal people’s souls from their buttholes. (I’m not kidding, that’s a thing kappas do, look it up)
“Make sure you don’t put ‘fuck’ in the title!”