@PugJesus to 196English • 9 hours agoThe girlfriend-zone ruleimagemessage-square32arrow-up1108arrow-down112cross-posted to: microblogmemes
arrow-up196arrow-down1imageThe girlfriend-zone rule@PugJesus to 196English • 9 hours agomessage-square32cross-posted to: microblogmemes
minus-square@PugJesusOPlinkEnglish5•8 hours agoYou do have to be careful, I suppose - how many generations of our male ancestors, after all, have been seduced by that age-old hunter-gatherer pickup line: “MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”
minus-square@Death_Equitylink2•8 hours agoTrue. I can easily be wooed with carne asada tacos and/or bacon. Like, if I woke up a chick’s place for the first time and she made me a plate of bacon, I’m a tuna in a bucket.
You do have to be careful, I suppose - how many generations of our male ancestors, after all, have been seduced by that age-old hunter-gatherer pickup line: “MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”
True. I can easily be wooed with carne asada tacos and/or bacon.
Like, if I woke up a chick’s place for the first time and she made me a plate of bacon, I’m a tuna in a bucket.