@PugJesus to 196English • 1 month agoThe girlfriend-zone ruleimagemessage-square34arrow-up1130arrow-down119cross-posted to: microblogmemes
arrow-up1111arrow-down1imageThe girlfriend-zone rule@PugJesus to 196English • 1 month agomessage-square34cross-posted to: microblogmemes
minus-square@PugJesusOPlinkEnglish5•1 month agoYou do have to be careful, I suppose - how many generations of our male ancestors, after all, have been seduced by that age-old hunter-gatherer pickup line: “MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”
minus-square@Death_Equitylink2•1 month agoTrue. I can easily be wooed with carne asada tacos and/or bacon. Like, if I woke up a chick’s place for the first time and she made me a plate of bacon, I’m a tuna in a bucket.
You do have to be careful, I suppose - how many generations of our male ancestors, after all, have been seduced by that age-old hunter-gatherer pickup line: “MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!”
True. I can easily be wooed with carne asada tacos and/or bacon.
Like, if I woke up a chick’s place for the first time and she made me a plate of bacon, I’m a tuna in a bucket.