• ghurab
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    2 months ago

    As I wash my hands I remember, I forgot to pee

    • Rhynoplaz
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      2 months ago

      This one gets me all the time:

      Better wash my hands before I start cooking.

      I should also pee before I get started cooking

      Guess I’m washing my hands again.