• @kameecoding
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    1612 days ago

    Elon is an awesome hacker, he just did an RPC call using visual basic on the mainframe to hack the GUI and get through all 3 firewalls

    • @glimse
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      912 days ago

      I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

      • @Bytemeister
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        512 days ago

        I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

        • @glimse
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          311 days ago

          So…how come you didn’t invent Tesla and SpaceX?

          • @Bytemeister
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            511 days ago

            Because making up fake bullshit is Elon’s job.

            • Rowan Thorpe
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              111 days ago

              The jargon-abuse in this little subthread has caused me actual physical pain. It burns.