• @glimse
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    912 days ago

    I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

    • @Bytemeister
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      512 days ago

      I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

      • @glimse
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        311 days ago

        So…how come you didn’t invent Tesla and SpaceX?

        • @Bytemeister
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          511 days ago

          Because making up fake bullshit is Elon’s job.

          • Rowan Thorpe
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            111 days ago

            The jargon-abuse in this little subthread has caused me actual physical pain. It burns.