PugJesus to Microblog MemesEnglish · 2 months agoThe girlfriend-zoneimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1460arrow-down122cross-posted to: 196
arrow-up1438arrow-down1imageThe girlfriend-zonePugJesus to Microblog MemesEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square115fedilinkcross-posted to: 196
minus-squareGrammarPolicelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down24·2 months agoYou’re married and old. It isn’t the same. Maybe I should’ve phrased it better.
minus-squarecaboose2006@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 months agoSo when we met I was unmarried and young. But keep moving those goalposts buddy
minus-squaretheangryseallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoCock? Then why is this even something you’re thinking about? :p I’m sorry.
You’re married and old. It isn’t the same. Maybe I should’ve phrased it better.
So when we met I was unmarried and young. But keep moving those goalposts buddy
What do you smoke?
Crack
Cock? Then why is this even something you’re thinking about?
:p I’m sorry.