WASHINGTON—Wanting to ensure his closest companion in the world got a good view of the inauguration proceedings, Elon Musk held up his AI girlfriend app so she could see, sources confirmed Monday. “Take it all in, Jasmine, my sweet—this is a day we’ll tell our children about,” Musk said as he slowly panned his phone’s […]
  • @MaggotyEnglish
    5•6 hours ago

    Yeah but celebrities and rich people have had trouble with names for a minute now.

    • @[email protected]English
      3•4 hours ago

      https://sh.itjust.works/post/31410262

      Wouldn’t have thought this would fly either, yet here we are, in the dumbest of timelines. Yeah, if it’s this fucker I have trouble anticipating just how insane he really is going to be today. I’ll keep double checking, but not eating the onion gets harder and harder.