Look man. I don’t know what to tell you. I know trump was already president from 2017-2021, but that still doesn’t feel real. The idea of trump is president feels…not real. It feels like a plot from a tv show. And not even a GOOD tv show. Some show that nobody watches because “ugh, this is crap…change the channel!”
Except we CAN’T change the channel. And by popular vote Americans have decided they don’t WANT to change the channel. And you’re just handcuffed to your chair, forced to watch this bad reality all around you.
It’s like being on a roller coaster that you know has a 100% chance of flying off the rails. But you’re still on it. Knowing disaster awaits, as we’ve spent the last 3 months climbing the anticipation hill, except now it’s time to go flying off the rails. Here it comes!
What if there was a smoking hot woman who everyone wanted to fuck? And she had an apartment right above a bar, right?
And so she goes down to the bar, and finds the meek shy guys who are too afraid of talking to women. That’s her target.
So she goes and talks to this guy, and makes him feel like he’s the man, so he goes back up to her apartment. That’s when she strips him down, ties him to the bed, and then puts him into an inescapeable chastity belt! And now she tells him he only gets to cum if next month he pays her $100 to tie him to the bed and only cum once a month for a price!
Because she owns a chastity belt factory, and this is how she tests her belts in real world situations. If he comes back next month, he couldn’t break out, and that model works!
So then she does the same thing every night, until now she has hundreds of guys all trapped against their will, all paying $100 once a month.
Pretty soon it’s like a factory machine, because capitolism grows, and can’t stop expanding. So now she’s got like an 8 floor factory, with 20 rooms per floor, and every hour they film a new video where some girl gives a tied up guy a handjob. What the viewer doesn’t know is that guy paid $500 to be there, and it’s his only time of the month he can get off.
So she pays each of these girls $100 per handjob, but the guy is paying her $500. So she makes $400 profit. Per room. And then they film it, and sell it online.
Ya know…I was trying to build this to be more and more absurd, except now I’ve hit the ceiling of where this concept can go, but I still don’t have a punchline.
Usually, I just find the comedy organically through the bizzare. Except this time I got nothin. So here’s a weird thing I took a picture of instead.
Normalcy bias is a bitch. Congratulations on at least being aware of how not normal the situation is intellectually, it seems most people aren’t getting that far.
Yeah, rookie mistakes given we already know who is elected.
Look man. I don’t know what to tell you. I know trump was already president from 2017-2021, but that still doesn’t feel real. The idea of trump is president feels…not real. It feels like a plot from a tv show. And not even a GOOD tv show. Some show that nobody watches because “ugh, this is crap…change the channel!”
Except we CAN’T change the channel. And by popular vote Americans have decided they don’t WANT to change the channel. And you’re just handcuffed to your chair, forced to watch this bad reality all around you.
It’s like being on a roller coaster that you know has a 100% chance of flying off the rails. But you’re still on it. Knowing disaster awaits, as we’ve spent the last 3 months climbing the anticipation hill, except now it’s time to go flying off the rails. Here it comes!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee…
I want to get off Mr. Bones’s Wild Ride.
We’re all on Mr Bones’ Wild Ride now. At least we’re in good company 🫂
I don’t know how to tell you this, but you can’t get off
Like wearing a chastity belt…
At least there is some kind of positive intent or consent (usually), not so on Mr.Bones’ Wild Ride
Ok…but…
What if there was a smoking hot woman who everyone wanted to fuck? And she had an apartment right above a bar, right?
And so she goes down to the bar, and finds the meek shy guys who are too afraid of talking to women. That’s her target.
So she goes and talks to this guy, and makes him feel like he’s the man, so he goes back up to her apartment. That’s when she strips him down, ties him to the bed, and then puts him into an inescapeable chastity belt! And now she tells him he only gets to cum if next month he pays her $100 to tie him to the bed and only cum once a month for a price!
Because she owns a chastity belt factory, and this is how she tests her belts in real world situations. If he comes back next month, he couldn’t break out, and that model works!
So then she does the same thing every night, until now she has hundreds of guys all trapped against their will, all paying $100 once a month.
Pretty soon it’s like a factory machine, because capitolism grows, and can’t stop expanding. So now she’s got like an 8 floor factory, with 20 rooms per floor, and every hour they film a new video where some girl gives a tied up guy a handjob. What the viewer doesn’t know is that guy paid $500 to be there, and it’s his only time of the month he can get off.
So she pays each of these girls $100 per handjob, but the guy is paying her $500. So she makes $400 profit. Per room. And then they film it, and sell it online.
Ya know…I was trying to build this to be more and more absurd, except now I’ve hit the ceiling of where this concept can go, but I still don’t have a punchline.
Usually, I just find the comedy organically through the bizzare. Except this time I got nothin. So here’s a weird thing I took a picture of instead.
Normalcy bias is a bitch. Congratulations on at least being aware of how not normal the situation is intellectually, it seems most people aren’t getting that far.