Dad JokesEnglish • 1 month ago

I ate a clock yesterday

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I ate a clock yesterday

Dad JokesEnglish • 1 month ago

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it was very time consuming

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BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Oh, sorry. I was just ALARMED by your digestive tract.

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