• @rtxn
    90•6 hours ago

    Another one from Saxony.

    A man drives his car to the junkyard, looking for replacement parts. He greets the owner and asks:
    “Windshield wiper for a Trabant?”
    The junkyard owner thinks for a moment, then replies:
    “Sure, sounds like a fair exchange.”

    • comfy
      3•8 minutes ago

      The Wikipedia page on East German jokes has a few Trabant jokes.

      • What’s the best feature of a Trabant? – There’s a heater at the back to keep your hands warm when you’re pushing it.

      • A new Trabi has been launched with two exhaust pipes – so you can use it as a wheelbarrow.

      • How do you double the value of a Trabant? – Fill it with gas.

      • The back page of the Trabant manual contains the local bus schedule.

      • Four men were seen carrying a Trabant. Somebody asks them why? Was it broken? They reply: “No, nothing wrong with it, we’re just in a hurry.”

      • How do you catch a Trabi? – Place a piece of chewing gum on the road.