• Björn Tantau
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    811 month ago

    To explain the joke, as is tradition in Germany. “To meet” translates to “treffen” in German. Which can also mean “to hit something or somebody”.

    Once had a multicultural family gathering where we translated the same joke into several languages.

    A man knocks at a door. A woman opens and he says: “Hello, my name is Toulouse. I’m here to fuck your daughter.” The woman screams: “To what?!?” He answers calmly: “Toulouse.”

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      „Hallo, meinmeine Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“

      „UM WAS???“

      „Umberto.“

      • IndiBrony
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        1 month ago

        So I’ve been learning German for a couple of months. Wouldn’t it be “mein name?” 🤔 because presumably Umberto is male?

        Buy yes, funny joke 😂

        • Enkrod
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          301 month ago

          Male or female, it’s always “mein” because “Name” is a male noun.

    • @[email protected]
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      271 month ago

      “To meet” translates to “treffen” in German. Which can also mean “to hit something or somebody”.

      Join the shooting club, meet new friends.

    • Fushuan [he/him]
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      91 month ago

      Hola, mi nombre es Álvaro, vengo a tirarme/follarme a tu hija.

      ¿¡¿¡¿A qué?!?!?

      Álvaro.