• optional
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    86 hours ago

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 hours ago

      Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.

      • @Klear
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        155 minutes ago

        A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.

        “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”