🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1765arrow-down16
arrow-up1759arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month agomessage-square120fedilink
minus-squareoptionallinkfedilink19•1 month agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•1 month agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-square@Klearlink7•1 month agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoTwo drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitlinkfedilink4•edit-21 month agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Okay that’s actually really funny