• SkaveRat
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    156 hours ago

    An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.

    • optional
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      73 hours ago

      A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.

      • @[email protected]
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        245 minutes ago

        Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.