A Florida woman was arrested over the weekend after she was caught carrying drugs in a bag with the words “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs" printed on it, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.
And yes, you have heard this story before. But this one is just for the ladies.
It was worth a try though.
Should have put “definitely a bag full of drugs” on it and then the cops would think she was just being sarcastic and not search it.