This is way off. Everybody knows the best way is to tell her to calm down. If it doesn’t work the first time or seems to have the opposite effect, just do it again. Keep doing it and she will eventually stop.
With men make sure to point out that they are scaring everyone by showing any emotion other than feigned happiness. Women aren’t threatening enough to need the extra step.
This is way off. Everybody knows the best way is to tell her to calm down. If it doesn’t work the first time or seems to have the opposite effect, just do it again. Keep doing it and she will eventually stop.
Don’t forget to point out that they’re being irrational.
And ask if it’s that time of the month.
Works on men too!
With men make sure to point out that they are scaring everyone by showing any emotion other than feigned happiness. Women aren’t threatening enough to need the extra step.
I like to go for sexual advances. Still working on the specific lines, but I’m sure to find a winner soon. ;)