Transcript:

[D:] i’m no watermelon, but i have something pink, sweet, and juicy that i know you’ll like.

[D:] … and it’s seedless, for now.

[D:] but you can change that

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  • @errerEnglish
    43•3 days ago

    …is what Clark will provide soon

    • @LupoEnglish
      39•3 days ago

      I’m like, 78% sure that’s Bruce.

      Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos

      • Einar
        9•3 days ago

        I guess it’s Bruce & Diana (Batman & Wonder Woman).

        Not sure what the actual image source is, though. Is it animated? A comic?

        • @[email protected]English
          11•3 days ago

          This is most likely from the DCAU, either Justice League or Justice League Unlimited. Bruce and Diana had a very short lived little courting thing going on or whatever you would call it. And Diana was a bit more forward with it while Bruce was his usual gruff self. They didn’t actually get together though.

          Edit: so animation

          Edit 2: “courting”. I took my monocle off and realised the word I was looking for was “flirting”.

          • @stoicmaverick
            2•3 days ago

            Ya. I assumed the D was for Diana, but that dialogue wasn’t in the original cartoon right? It’s been a while since I’ve watched it, but the cartoons of '90s and 'aughts were a pretty wild ride by current standards.

            • @[email protected]English
              4•3 days ago

              Ah yeah, I guess I should’ve mentioned that the dialogue is probably edited. They were generally pretty mature cartoons and certain League members were for sure fucking, but it wouldn’t have ever been as blatant as this. This dialogue almost belongs in Harley Quinn.

      • Annoyed_🦀 English
        8•3 days ago

        And there’s the reason why people can’t tell that Clark is Superman.