Ownership of Greenland is not about the US, but about the protection of the entire free world - and Denmark cannot provide that, says Donald Trump.
Ownership of Greenland is not about the US, but about the protection of the entire free world - and Denmark cannot provide that, says Donald Trump.
Maybe Denmark should offer Greenland in exchange for Florida.
And when he then retorts, foaming at the mouth and furious, why on earth he should exchange an important part of his great country in such a horse-trade, they end the conversation with a simple “Exactly.”
It’s too risky. He might agree to it.
Let’s suggest it’s Vermont and New Hampshire.
On the one hand, you don’t want to be stuck with Florida. On the other, those are usually red electoral votes…
They get Disneyland for free!
You know where his stupid Mar-a-Lago is? Even he should realise that this would put his tacky temple into Denmark.
Vermonter here. I’ll take socialized medicine yes please! Trade me!
Whoawhoawhoa…wait, actually no, I’m down.