• Dojan
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    810 days ago

    That’ll be great fun when it starts spitting out false positives and the coppers get called out several times a day because someone was carrying their pencil case in their hands rather than in their bags. The only reasonable solution there will obviously be to ban pencil cases.

    • @P00ptart
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      610 days ago

      Nah, they’re gonna ban schools.

      • Dojan
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        510 days ago

        Maybe! Given how the incumbent party views education I can see that. At the same time, for-profit schools is a thing too and we can’t lose that profit! Think of all the poor profiteers. :(((

        If people didn’t want their children to be brutally murdered in gun violence they should just breed bullet resistant children. The system is working fine, this is clearly a problem with parents.

        • @P00ptart
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          210 days ago

          You have no idea how many times I, and my son have wished for him to be bulletproof. Id laugh but it’s true.

          • Dojan
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            210 days ago

            No I genuinely cannot even begin to imagine, I am so sorry you guys have to go through that.

      • @jaybone
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        310 days ago

        No school. Only farm.