• Dojan
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      81 month ago

      That’ll be great fun when it starts spitting out false positives and the coppers get called out several times a day because someone was carrying their pencil case in their hands rather than in their bags. The only reasonable solution there will obviously be to ban pencil cases.

      • @P00ptart
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        61 month ago

        Nah, they’re gonna ban schools.

        • Dojan
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          51 month ago

          Maybe! Given how the incumbent party views education I can see that. At the same time, for-profit schools is a thing too and we can’t lose that profit! Think of all the poor profiteers. :(((

          If people didn’t want their children to be brutally murdered in gun violence they should just breed bullet resistant children. The system is working fine, this is clearly a problem with parents.

          • @P00ptart
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            21 month ago

            You have no idea how many times I, and my son have wished for him to be bulletproof. Id laugh but it’s true.

            • Dojan
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              21 month ago

              No I genuinely cannot even begin to imagine, I am so sorry you guys have to go through that.

        • @jaybone
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          31 month ago

          No school. Only farm.

    • @[email protected]
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      01 month ago

      Put the police station in the school. Kids should get used to living in the bipartisan police state anyways.