I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.

  • shoulderoforion
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    1615 days ago

    Almost everything that could be wrong or mistaken is in this comment. I respect the fail.