I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.

  • @BigDiction
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    2010 days ago

    I see well without any documentation we’ll have to run a DNA analysis to try and determination your nation of birth.

    Results are back. 23 and Me reports Yemen with 82% confidence. Wheels up in 10.

    • @Fredselfish
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      410 days ago

      Great deport my ass to France, got to better rhere then here.

      • @Maggoty
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        28 days ago

        Your discount version of 23 and Me came back as Algeria?