Job hunting is so fucking demoralizing.

  • Arghblarg
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    241 month ago

    "Here is the feedback you requested, blah blah blah blah …

    As you have contracted my expertise for improving your HR process, and we both acknowledge that my time is valuable, my invoice is attached below for (x) hours charged at (y/hr), payable upon receipt of this feedback. Failure to respond in a timely manner to the negative constitutes legally-binding agreement of payment. Payment in full is due within 30 business days."

    Yeah I know it wouldn’t stick, but might be fun to make them at least waste some time to respond or refute.

      • Rhynoplaz
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        91 month ago

        Don’t forget to add a red thumbprint at a 35° angle!