• EntirelyUnlovable
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    1120 hours ago

    Honestly voice messages make me unreasonably angry. It’s all of the inconvenience of a phone call with none of the immediacy, like voicemail but for every sentence. Thank you for sharing my hatred, I feel less alone

    • Lord Wiggle
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      219 hours ago

      Call: don’t pick up.

      Voicemail: disabled.

      “ah well, let’s leave a voice message then, I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.”

      “I don’t want to use both hands to type” - use SwiftKey swipe. Works great.

      “I don’t want to use one hand to type” - use voice to text. Works great.

      “I just want to publicly use voice messages because everyone does it” - I don’t want you as a friend, family member, colleague or anything else. I hate you, everything you send me will be blocked and marked as spam and you just removed yourself from my contact list.