• Lord Wiggle
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    221 hours ago

    Call: don’t pick up.

    Voicemail: disabled.

    “ah well, let’s leave a voice message then, I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.”

    “I don’t want to use both hands to type” - use SwiftKey swipe. Works great.

    “I don’t want to use one hand to type” - use voice to text. Works great.

    “I just want to publicly use voice messages because everyone does it” - I don’t want you as a friend, family member, colleague or anything else. I hate you, everything you send me will be blocked and marked as spam and you just removed yourself from my contact list.