• Lord Wiggle
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    2514 hours ago

    I fit the description but out of environmental concerns I prefer less people on this planet so I’m going to skip.

    • @Valmond
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      2713 hours ago

      -“we need bearded man, ok looking!”

      Only bearded ok looking guy in world:

      -“No.”

    • @OldManBOMBIN
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      2113 hours ago

      Bro fuckin literally. If you want em come take em is what I always say

        • @Mickey7OP
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          46 hours ago

          Immediately reminded me of “You’ll have to take them from my stone hard penis”

      • Lord Wiggle
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        1011 hours ago

        It’s sad I’m only attractive to sperm banks.

        • Lord Wiggle
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          511 hours ago

          “Oooh self burn, those are rare!”

      • @Gonzako
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        312 hours ago

        Yeah, they’d send a spy to extract it out of me