Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 days agoMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.imagemessage-square21arrow-up1341arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1333arrow-down1imageMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 days agomessage-square21file-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish27•8 days agoIs this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
minus-squareEager EaglelinkEnglish18•8 days agoAfter paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•8 days ago150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*? *- this is a reference for the olds.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink3•8 days agoWhat if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
minus-square@RattlerSixlink9•8 days agoI pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•8 days agoMake sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
that’s a taxing
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record
Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.