Dad Jokes • 1 month ago

Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

Dad Jokes • 1 month ago

If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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Shake. Shake? SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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