If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.
I get what you’re doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:
Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?
Steamed Hams.
You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?
🎶Hooooot pockets🎶
That’s no sandwich! It’s a calzone!
Lazy cubano.
Grilled cheese, maybe? Meatball sub?
Grilled cheese
Microwave
Noooo 😭
See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.
And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.
There’s not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.
The temperature isn’t the problem. Do you have a toaster oven?
Terrible, absolutely terrible. A well earned uptoot
“Oh no! My tuna melt has!”
What do you think the rotating plate is made of?
Sandwiches that got too hot.
Voilà
Fine, Dad, you can have the upvote.
I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?
I remember when I was a small child during the summer my brother and I would stay home and we would often make a bologna and cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It was not good lol.
Shake. Shake? SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Having a glasswich is a definite downside, but it’s a humorous one. A silly-con, if you will.
