When the Bard has a whole excel database of insults

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    • @rtxn
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      2110 hours ago

      That reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.

      • @Beardsley
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        3 hours ago

        I’ll jump through my window before I ever again spend hours doing dozens of VBA lookups to fix data that got fucked up.

    • @lowleveldata
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      910 hours ago

      Excel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human

      • @Serinus
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        15 hours ago

        Why do you have to use fancy stuff like Excel when notepad will do?

        • @herrvogel
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          33 hours ago

          It’s a power move. You let them see you’ve brought a licensed copy of office 2007 to the game, and the dm immediately knows you are not to be fucked with. Unless they’ve got a bigger and better spreadsheet of course.